Craig, darling…Don’t do it.

Posted on Tuesday, May 11th, 2010 at 6:53 pm in New York City.

Craig Ferguson Fans and Fans of Nightime Odysseys:

I have not been up all that much but when I have been fortunate to hear the sultry voice of the Late, Late show I’m catching the warning signs of a changing relationship. Toying with the formula? Flirting with an earlier spot? Say it aint so!

  • the stage is better lit. Turn down the lights! You’re ruining the mood. Don’t you get that for a lot of women you’re doing more than simple jokes? You know that! Look at how every woman melts in the chair during an interview.
  • a skeleton side kick? Ok sorta of funny, but hopefully not because you think you need one like the other hosts use.
  • More jingles for recurring skits?
  • a shorter haircut (and not the longer, floppy, just-f*cked you teased hair?)

Just pointing out some of the obvious signs that are tampering with a formula.

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