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Ideas for the Greek Markets

So Greece is in a state of unrest… What are some brilliant ways we can fix this problem?

1. Start marketing frappes like you do Fage yogurt. This is an untapped market that can rival the Dunkin Donuts brand.
2. Become lifestyle consultants on how the rest of us can:  drink crazy amounts of instant coffee, smoke like chimneys,  lather ourselves with olive oil (not sun screen) and soak up the sun, f*ck like porn stars, argue ’til the veins pop out of our heads and still have one of the highest life-expectancies in the world. Here are some no-brainers: siestas are good. Loving life is good. Sun and sea… eh we all can’t have it all but it helps.
3. Become the next eco-gurus of Europe instead of one of its more infamous offenders.
4. Reclaim your agricultural roots, feed yourself first and then export what you want.
5. Keep working on your beautiful, neglected wines.
6. Forget credit cards, the stock-market and all other non-tangible nonsense.
7. Become a national consultant agency for how to strike, community organize and instill populations with a sense of advocacy.

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