Non-urban Odyssey Winter Olympics Observations
- Olympic Observation on Curling: Curlers must be experts in masturbation. All you do is repetitively jerk a broom back and forth with immense concentration! I mean some of them even look like they have PJ bottoms on. Check out Norway’s pants.
- Bobsledding is Nascar driving on ice.
- Ice-skating: Most skaters either look like they are skating with their partner (pairs), skating to the music (ice-dancing) or skating by themselves (individual). Kim Yu-Na, female Gold Medalist, skates as if the ice is her partner. Most elegant skaters look like performers showing off their stuff. I get goose bumps seeing Yu-Na because she skates as if the ice is her lover, the audience is simply there as a silent witness. Truly the queen.
- Speed skating short track is great. Roller derby on ice.
- People should back off from trying to make Snow-boarders into suits. Telling them how to act, what to do, blah blah. They are what they are, that’s their sport!
- Basically, the Winter Olympics is great for anyone who likes fast sports.What makes it funny is that some of these guys look like couch potatoes, unlike the physique of the summer Olympians.
What are some urban Olympic Sports that we can add?
