Watch out WaHI, I’m starting a Schwinn Bike Club

Posted on Saturday, April 3rd, 2010 at 9:06 pm in New York City.

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What’s a Nova to do. Can’t drive a car. Can’t ride a motorcycle… Live in the North Pole of Manhattan and it’s tricky to move around….

I’ll start a Schwinn Bike Club.

I’ve seen one old school PR blessing the streets with his pimped out tricycle so I know there are some people up here who’ll understand. Perhaps I can start an on-2 cult up here if I blast salsa from its trunk.

Perhaps I am delirious from the first days of Spring and I’ve been sniffing too many Easter Hyacinths. But it’s that or I join a motorcycle gang.

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  1. BiancaComment by Bianca on April 5, 2010 at 2:37 am.

    I’m in! Oh, only if we can get matching jackets like the pink ladies from the movie “Grease.” Additionally I don’t have a bike and stopped riding one at age 10 when they passed the helmet law. I was too cool to protect my skull. So maybe a motorcycle gang is more up my alley. Nova you get the bike and I’ll ride in one of those little side cars…in my pink ladies jacket. Damn, still need a helmet. Oh and please don’t drive over 30 mph. I don’t deal well with uncontrollable speeds. I am a low risk taker. Except for the lethal levels of alcohol I consumed in college… and the horizontal stripped shirt I am currently wearing. A risk no one should take without absolute certainty that it doesn’t add 64 lbs. Gambled n lost. Anyways generally I am a low risk taker… matter of fact screw it, just get me the damn jacket.

  2. Nova Comment by Nova on April 5, 2010 at 10:39 pm.

    ha ha, deal Bianca. I love those side car units.

  3. JPLoganComment by JPLogan on April 6, 2010 at 11:05 pm.

    Bike helmets are cool. I have three or four.

  4. JPLoganComment by JPLogan on April 6, 2010 at 11:06 pm.

    and I own a Schwinn bike:)

  5. BiancaComment by Bianca on April 7, 2010 at 8:01 pm.

    Well JPLogan I can borrow a helmet… just need a bike. I have a fuschia colored mountain bike in Rochester. But what about the jackets?

  6. Nova Comment by Nova on April 7, 2010 at 9:04 pm.

    JPLogan has a Schwinn Bike? How cool are you with your on2 Schwinn Bike self?

    Yes, jackets… Well C-mixto can supply us with this as he is a walking closet of ethnically obnoxious jackets.

  7. BiancaComment by Bianca on April 8, 2010 at 3:21 pm.

    Sorry. If it is not pink n shiny I’m out. C-mixto have anything like that? I’m already an outcast because I don’t have a 10 speed.

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